Nigel Townsend

1. Of the 206 bones in the average human adult's body, 106 are in the hands and feet. (That's 54 in the hands and 52 in the feet)

2. In the Durango desert in Mexico, there's a creepy spot called the "Zone of Silence." You can't pick up clear TV or radio signals, and locals say fireballs sometimes appear in the sky.

I think I'll have to visit the zone of silence someday.

Sorry I've been away for so long. The Morgue has been especially busy these past few days. People really do act different when the moon is full. We always see more suicides and murders then.

So, here are your random facts of the day:

1. The surface area of the moon is 14,658,000 square miles or 9.4 billion acres

2. As you read this, the Moon is moving away from us. Each year, the Moon steals some of Earth's rotational energy, and uses it to propel itself about 3.8 centimeters higher in its orbit. Researchers say that when it formed, the Moon was about 14,000 miles (22,530 kilometers) from Earth. It's now more than 280,000 miles, or 450,000 kilometers away.


Also, I really need to get laid. Anyone up for some fun?

Nigel waited in the park for Langly to show up.

Your random, useless facts of the day.

- The Subclavis Muscle is missing in about 11% of people.
- Every year, about 98% of the cells in your body are replaced.

yay for stolen memes.

What Nigel Means

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

Well, this certainly has been a busy day, hasn't it? 

First, dental records finally came back for the first victim of the case I discribed earlier: her name is Julianne Harper, and she's from Los Angeles, not Boston. Jordan is looking into what she was doing here as we speak. 

Secondly, I've been very badly affected by the virus making its way through the comm. Very badly. I keep needing to touch everything and everyone I see. Yesterday I kissed Bug (that probably doesn't bode well for our friendship,) I tried to pursuade Jordan and Woody into having a threesome, and I even tried to make a pass at Dr. M. I'm suprised (and thankful) that they haven't fired me yet. Me making a pass at one of my coworkers isn't exactly unusual, but usually I am able to drawn the line and control myself.

And why is it that everyone on this community that has shown any interest in sex with me is male? Usually my charm draws the ladies in as well.

Anyway, I missed yesterdays facts of the day, as I was a bit preoccupied with someone    something else.  Here are todays facts:

- Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or else it will digest itself.

- Bullit proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women.

 

I don't think I spelled his name right. Anyway...

(Nigel is waiting in his appartment, making sure he looks good.)

 - Nigel is a medical examiner at the boston morgue. He's a little wierd, but I don't know if he's wierd because he works in a morgue or if he works in a morgue because he's wierd. 

- He has an interest in the paranormal. Aliens, vampires, werewolves...they all fascinate him.

- He knows the most random and obscure facts about almost everything.

- He's british. He served in a war (I can't remember which one right now) before he came to the united states. His mom is dead and he hasn't talked to his father in years.

- Though he never comes out and says it, I'm 99% sure that he's bisexual. I don't think that he actually thinks of himself in terms of sexuality: if he is attracted to someone, then he is attracted to someone. In one episode, a male coworker thought Nigel was coming on to him and asked him if he was gay, to which Nigel replied that he "hadn't ever really thought about it." On the show, he was only shown having girlfriends, but many characters alluded to him having relationships with men, and he flirts constantly with men and women alike.  

- He is extremely devoted to his relationships with his coworkers and friends. He will drop what he is doing and do whatever he can to help if someone he is close to is in trouble. We especially see this in the episodes where something bad happens to Bug.

- He comes up with wierd nicknames for people, and likes to address people as either "mate," or "love." 

- He is a master hacker and can break into almost any computer if he needs to. He is also very good at tracking down people based on the wierdest  and most random evidence, like the type of fabric they are wearing in a photograph or what year something was made in. 

I think we have yet another serial killer on the loose here in Boston. Three bodies have been found in the past week, none of them have been identified. They were all females, probably between the ages of 20 - 25. My esteemed collegue, Jordan Cavanaugh, preformed the autopsies on all three, and found that they had all been drowned, even though none of the bodies were found near water. All three have had their finger tips cut off, to prevent identification. Bug and I are trying to identify the victims through DNA extraction, but we haven't found any matches yet.

If don't know why anyone on this community would be connected, but if you have any information, please call the boston police department immediatly. 



- Nigel.  

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.  

 Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits'

Uranus is visible to the naked eye.







...you know there's a joke in there somewhere. 


- Nigel

The first person to friend me here is strong_blue_oneone of the teenaged mutant ninja turtles. How awesome is that? I guess I better not tell anyone at the morgue about this place...they might think I've finally lost it completely. XD Maybe I can talk Bug into joining, just to mess with his brain a bit....

Anyway, it feels good to be back on the internet. I had to stop my last blog due to some unfortunate events that happened as a result of some of the information I posted there. I hope that the same thing doesn't happen here...I have to be more discrete in what I post here. 

I'm looking forward to exploring whatever wonders this place has to offer.

Love always,

Nigel